Bunny

I had been telling Deakan all day that Emily was going to come babysit him and Maverik tonight while mommy and daddy went on a date. We were out petting our cat that is just about gone, she is very sick. I asked Deakan if he would like a bunny to pet instead of a cat. He said "yeah, maybe you and daddy can go get me a bunny when Emily arrives."
What 3 year old uses the word arrives? He is so funny, some of his common phrases right now are "Oh gosh" and "ugh bother."

Girls and Boys

"Mom are you a girl?"
"Yes."
"So you are different"
"What do you mean honey?"
"You know, boys are different than girls."
"How do you mean"
"Well my pee pee is like this" with his pointer finger held up, "And Kensley's pee pee is like this" with his fingers pinched together.
"Yeah, that's right"
"Is daddy a boy?"
"Uh huh"
"So his pee pee is like this" with his pointer finger held up
"Yes Honey"
then we proceeded to go through all of his friends and family pointing out what everyone's pee pee's look like.
I guess this conversation was going to happen sooner than later!

Are you nice and happy?

I told Deakan to stay in his room for quiet time and rest until I came and got him. About 10 minutes later he came into my room while I was doing my hair and asked
"mom are you nice now?"
I said "yes I'm nice."
"I'm glad your not mean and sad?"
Then he asked "will you be so happy when I grow bigger and wipe my own bum?"
"yes I will son"
"I'm glad your nice and happy, what makes you happy mommy?"
"It makes me happy when you keep your hand out of your pants honey."
"Yep and I haven't put my hand in my pants since lasterday when you took away my trains huh." "Yep I hope you learned your lesson about putting your hands in your pants!"

awffles?

Deakan woke up and came down stairs as I was making waffles and said "mom I smell awffles!" I said yep I'm making you some waffles for breakfast. Then he said "member I was thinking I wanted awffles lasterday?"