Oh dear

Let's see how did this start?
Oh yes, Susan and Hampton came over this afternoon to play with us. The boys were upstairs being loud wich woke up Mavers. Susan and I went upstairs to relieve Mavers from his baby cage so he could play with the boys. We ended up sitting down in Maver's room and chatting. A few minutes later I hear Deakan in the bathroom talking.
Deakan what are you doing?
I'm going poopies mom.
Oh ok let me know when your ready to get wiped.
I'm not done yet. Mom. I let some toots out in my panties and now there is dust in there.
WHAT?
It's ok mom, I didn't poop. I just let some toots out and it left some dust in my unders. We can get some new ones.
Uh it looks to me like you didn't wipe last time you went poopies.

And then I remember that I had to run to the church and Ben wasn't home yet so I had a 10 year old boy come over to play with Deakan for a few minutes until Ben got there and apparently Deakan had to take a "poopie" and 10 year old boy babysitters are not prepaired to wipe other little boy bums quite yet.
So we changed the "dusty" unders and from now on there will be no talk of  "skid marks" at our house, they are just "dusty!"