classic Deakan

Grandma got to take Deakan to his first Soccer game. The first time soccer players all huddled around the ball and kicked each other trying to get the ball. When the game was over Grandma told Deakan as they were watching his older cousin play soccer.
"See how the boys are spread out all over the field?" "Your team needs to do that and pass the ball around instead of all crowding around it."
Deakan's response in his mature almost annoyed voice.
"Grandma if there were 20 balls out there we would spread out, but there is only one."